- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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