- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

A woman walks into a bar.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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