- Anti Joke

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation