- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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