What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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