- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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