Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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YOLO

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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here kitty kitty

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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men's rights activists

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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