"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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