Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

BIG PENIS

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

your life

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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