Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

roses are red violets are indigo

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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