- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Robin, get in the batmobile

What is older than history?

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

I have read the terms and conditions

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

There once was this guy and he fell down

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