I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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