- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

Three black men were walking...

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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