- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Roses are red, yup.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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