- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What did the president do for the people? ...

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

A woman walks into a bar.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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