What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Three black men were walking...

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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dat shoe shine tho

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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