Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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men's rights activists

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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pee

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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hey justin

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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