- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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