- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

my wife out of the kitchen

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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