Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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Anti Joke

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