- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

joke under this line wins _________________________

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

And Stephen Hawking said.

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