- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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I have an erection My mom!

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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