knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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