What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

A bar walks into a man

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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