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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

I just threw up..In my pants.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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