A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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