Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

what's red and horny a red unicorn

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

I walk into a bar...

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

boner

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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