- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

And Stephen Hawking said.

What is the name of the car? What

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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