why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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