- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Is maynaise an instrument?

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What did Delaware? A coat.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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