- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

So a baby seal walks into a club

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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