- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

A storm be brewin!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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