A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Good job, son.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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