Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Hail Heetluh

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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