What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Womens rights.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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potatoes

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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Anti Joke

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