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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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