People Eating Tasty Animals

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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2 black kids walk into school

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Anti Joke

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