Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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2 black kids walk into school

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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