How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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