- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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