What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Your mom.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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whats white jizz

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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