Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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What the hell are you doing?

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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anti jokes are for fags

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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