An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Gus's mom

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Title IX

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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