- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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