Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Who wants $300? Me too.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

An Aisian failed a test

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Mahmy

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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