- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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