- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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