Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Hail Heetluh

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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