- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

sweating like antoni with a girl

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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