- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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