If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

this website even though its hilarious.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

im @ work, LOL.

Black people are the scum of the earth

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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