What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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dry handjob

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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