Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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roses are red violets are indigo

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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