Girls Lacrosse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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robin, get in the car.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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