- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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