I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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