Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

John Cena

sky silverstein

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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