Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

How will the world end? That information is unknown

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Nickelback

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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