What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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