What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Yo mama's fat.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Anti Joke

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