- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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