- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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