Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Lol you respond here goood one AAANDEEERS TEN MG PER PILL Asswhipe! Besides friends call me Black Metal, you can call me Nero the avenger. Line kinda broke up with you first, you think she would send you a picture with my finger on her... cough... AND THINK YOU WOULD STILL STIck aROUND WITH HER? Id be more... well glad for your mothers sake, btw, she got me flowers, I wont tell the rest, but she got me another pic... Okay ill tell the rest then, first pic is my fingas, the other is my limpo in her mouth... The third is the funny doctor which caught us and wanted all three of us to be on the pic... Aww, no really man, you had a gem, we where good friends before me and Line, but she did not want to leave before she got me flowers... Aww... Ooooh... Oh! Well not yet but you get the picutre. I got ur message, sure im high as a kite, but I know what im doing if you can "picture" what I mean... Dont tell your mom btw, I want to surprise her, (reverse psychology) hmm, that did I write that? Anyway, how is your sister doing? I dont think she gives those strangely long hugs to anyone but me, and she laughed wen i got a boner... NERO, never call me, never ever call Me black, besides its either Mr.Black, oor black metla you rat! VALIUM? SERIOUSLY? Ill get that test extended you know... Because POISONING!

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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gay porn...

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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