- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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