- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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