A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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PENIS that is all

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Anti Joke

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