- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

N-E Pats never cheated

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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