Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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