How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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