An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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