- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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