A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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