- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Pickles are moist.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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