- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

sky silverstein

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

John Cena

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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