- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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