- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Poop.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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