What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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