Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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