- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

robin, get in the car.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

A bar walks into a man

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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