- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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