ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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