- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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