What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Japan

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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