- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What is the name of the car? What

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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