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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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