- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

I am a women

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

woman's lacrosse

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Vote this down and get DOXED

prepares this to get negative votes

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

gingers

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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