- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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