What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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