- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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