- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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