Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

The Oakland Raiders

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

women's rights

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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