What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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my gramma died

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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whats chinese noodles

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