- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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