- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is average.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Miscarriages.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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