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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

batman has diarrhea

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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