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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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