What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

I have an erection My mom!

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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