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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

I named my son ps2 controller

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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