What's a joke? Funny

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's funnier than 24? 25

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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