- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

I C U P White stuff

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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