Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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