Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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