- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What did the fish say after he

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Kevin and Ramin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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