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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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