What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

seek beauty

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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