- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Barack Obama plays basketball

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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