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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Your mother is average.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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