What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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