knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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