What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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