- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

joke under this line wins _________________________

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Who wants $300? Me too.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

2 black kids walk into school

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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