- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

David Cameron

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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