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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Llamaworm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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