- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

What did the president do for the people? ...

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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