Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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women's rights

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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