A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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