Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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