- Anti Joke

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.