Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Daniel is a fag

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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