- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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