Long joke Your such a downey

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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I'm rick james bitch

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Anti Joke

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