What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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