Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

how do you win a game try your best

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

yes i can connor, this is brett.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...