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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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