Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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neil likes pube toast

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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