- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

I? Everett

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

womens rights

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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