- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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