A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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