There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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brock has small hands for a small job

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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