Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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