- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Hail Heetluh

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Poop.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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