- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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