- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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