Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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