- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

sucks Syntax...

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What's long and black The unemployment line

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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