Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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