- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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