- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What's up? Your time.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What does water smell like? water.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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