Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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