What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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