- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

no pun intended

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

i just wrote this so hard

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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