Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Well this is pointless.....

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Suck pussy

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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