Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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