What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Arrow in the Knee!

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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