Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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John Cena

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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