How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Wright flyer

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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I asked her where you were.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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you suck

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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