- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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