What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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8=> >->-o

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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so...um, yeah

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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