- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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