Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Nickelback.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Terry has ebola

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Oh, right

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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