Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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AIDS

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when debbie meets downer

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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