- Anti Joke

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.