Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Barbara Streisand

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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