- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What is the name of the car? What

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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