How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Honk if you're Amish!

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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