Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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