- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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