- Anti Joke

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.