Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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one stop shop

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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