- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

why did katy fall off her bike?

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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