- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*