What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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