Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What comes after 69? 70

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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