- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Lil Wayne's rapping career

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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