- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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