It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Guess what What

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What's your guys names?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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