- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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