fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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