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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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