- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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