- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

boobs!

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

I like school Said no one ever.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Sex

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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