What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Anti Joke

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