- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A child walks into a classroom.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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