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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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