One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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penis

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Caca.

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