What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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mexicans fishing

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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