- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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