An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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Ily bae

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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My cat just died.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Two planes walk into an office building

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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