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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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