Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

You should read the Terms of Service.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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