black people

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Mogok Papiti.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Bob Saget

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