- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Sloths

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Do you know the muffin man? No

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

binladin walks into the american seals

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

a man makes a bad joke

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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