How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Daniel is a fag

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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