- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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