What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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flavin's head

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Anthony sucks

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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