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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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