- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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