How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Whats green? The color green.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

4 hours later.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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