- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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