- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

This is my favorite antijoke.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Women's rights.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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