Your adopted.....

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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