- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Knock knock Come in

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Women's rights.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

why did katy fall off her bike?

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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