Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Miscarriages.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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GOODBYE

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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