A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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punchline below punchline above

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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black people

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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Bob Saget

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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