Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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