Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Antijokes...

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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