- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why did? Yes

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

A black man has a job.

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