What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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The FCC

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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your face is kinda funny

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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