- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Equal rights!

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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