- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

God

What's 9+10? 19.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

did you stub your toe?

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