- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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