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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Guest what? Dog

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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