Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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