why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Your mom is so nice.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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