Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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