- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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