Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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