- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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