- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Your life

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

nice tits.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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