- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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