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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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