Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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