- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why did the man die? He was old.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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