What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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lets bomb africa

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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What is cowboy say

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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are u black unlucky

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Dont read this joke

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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