- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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