- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

roses are red violets are indigo

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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