- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wael.. nuff said

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Where's my tractor?

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Women's rights.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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