You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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