The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

your so fat. your fat!

Knock, Knock No one was home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What is cowboy say

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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