why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

c-? men, C-men

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

You're a frog

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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