- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's up? Your time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

guess what what that wasnt it

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

j.p. is dumb

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

CFL

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Women's rights.

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