What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Your mom

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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