- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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