- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

batman has diarrhea

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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