what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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