In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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