- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Womens basketball

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

u suck

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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