How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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