- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

batman has diarrhea

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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