- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Abortion

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

TIMMY

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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