- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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