- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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