- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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