- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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