Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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