- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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