- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

A car walks into a bar.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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