- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

I read the terms of service.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

a irish man walks past a bar

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Life

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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