Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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