- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

This is a joke.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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