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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

No because your face is really f***** up.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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