How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Women's rights

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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