- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

feminists.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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