Matt is a Duster!

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Who is John Galt?

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Two planes walk into an office building

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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