- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

what has genitial warts? me

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

What has two legs? Half a cat

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