Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

This is a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Politics

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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