What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

wael.. nuff said

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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