Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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roy g biv

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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