What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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