- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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