An Artic Storm.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Wigan.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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